NON-FICTION/OPINION

Comedienne Marilyn Michaels Talks About Her Illustrious Career
The Jewish Voice, September 17, 2013

NYC's Prime Address for Burglars
The Jewish Voice, September 15, 2013

The Devil Wears Prada: The Woman Behind Assad
The Jewish Voice, September 14, 2013

New American Apparel Ads Say Peyos Attention
The Jewish Voice, September 11, 2013

Isaac Mizrahi Fashion Week Show a Mix of Styles 
The Jewish Voice, September 11, 2013

Report Claims Weiner Paid for "Supporters"
The Jewish Voice, September 3, 2013

Jerry Weintraub to Receive Hollywood Legend Award
The Jewish Voice, August 28, 2013

Mark Zuckerberg Aims to Bring Internet to Poor Countries
The Jewish Voice, August 28, 2013

Natalie Portman Seeks Shabbat Dinner Dates on Craigslist
The Jewish Voice, August 21, 2013

Supermodel Refaeli to Star in Israeli Spy Movie
The Jewish Voice, August 15, 2013

Marvin Hamlisch Children's Book Posthumously Published
The Jewish Voice, August 7, 2013

Dying "Simpsons" Creator to Give Fortune to Charity
The Jewish Voice, August 7, 2013

Peter Bogdanovich Goes "Nuts" for Tatum O'Neal in New Comedy
The Jewish Voice, July 31, 2013

Billionaire Steven Cohen's Firm Charged With Insider Trading
The Jewish Voice, July 31, 2013

Adam Levine Engaged to Victoria's Secret Model
The Jewish Voice, July 24, 2013

Dustin Hoffman Tears Up About "Tootsie" Role
The Jewish Voice, July 18, 2013

The "Wrath" of Spielberg
The Jewish Voice, July 10, 2013

Harvey Weinstein Has "Butler" Trouble
The Jewish Voice, July 10, 2013

Marc Rich, Fugitive Financier Pardoned by Clinton, Dies at 78
The Jewish Voice, July 5, 2013

Gene Wilder Not Sweet on Willy Wonka Remake
The Jewish Voice, June 19, 2013

Gene Wilder and Joan Rivers: 160 Years of Laughter
The Jewish Voice, June 5, 2013

Mel Brooks: Master of Mirth
The Jewish Voice, May 29, 2013

"King of All Fun" to Pay $250M in Divorce Settlement
The Jewish Voice, May 29, 2013

Law & Disorder: Producer's Ex Sues Accounting Firm
The Jewish Voice, May 29, 2013

Billy Crystal Coming Back to Broadway
The Jewish Voice, May 22, 2013

William Morris Chief Aims to Rival Sun Valley
The Jewish Voice, May 22, 2013

Deloitte CEO Ordered to Pay Broker
The Jewish Voice, May 22, 2013

Jerry Lewis to Debut New Film at Cannes
The Jewish Voice, May 15, 2013

Allan Arbus, "M*A*S*H" Psychiatrist, Dies at 95
The Jewish Voice, May 15, 2013

New World War II Novel Is "Something" Wilder
The Jewish Voice, May 1, 2013

Woody Allen Bringing "Bullets" to Broadway
The Jewish Voice, April 24, 2013

Abramovich Welcomes American Born Daughter
The Jewish Voice, April 24, 2013

Exclusive: Special Investigative Report
The Jewish Voice, April 24, 2013

Bette Midler Takes a Bite Out of Broadway
The Jewish Voice, April 17, 2013

Has Steve Cohen Gone Bonkers???
The Jewish Voice, April 17, 2013

Anthony Weiner Considering Run for NYC Mayor
The Jewish Voice, April 17, 2013

Harvey Weinstein Hosts NYC Fundraiser for Obama
The Jewish Voice, April 17, 2013

Judge Judy’s Son Accused of Meddling in Child Rape Case
The Jewish Voice, April 10, 2013

Barbara Walters Denies Retirement Rumors
The Jewish Voice, April 4, 2013

Fay Kanin, Former Motion Picture Academy President, Dies at 95
The Jewish Voice, April 4, 2013

Cohen Pays $155 Million for a Picasso After Settling $616 SEC Probe
The Jewish Voice, April 4, 2013

New Book Chronicles Life and Career of Fox News Chief Roger Ailes
The Jewish Voice, March 27, 2013

Ed Asner Falls Ill During One-Man Show
The Jewish Voice, March 20, 2013

87 Years of "Hey, Lady!"
The Jewish Voice, March 13, 2013

Seinfeld Tour Comes to Tri-State Area
The Jewish Voice, March 13, 2013

Details of Ed Koch's Will Revealed
The Jewish Voice, March 13, 2013

Bonnie Franklin, Star of "One Day at a Time," Dies at 69
The Jewish Voice, March 6, 2013

Bill Clinton to Fete Barbra Streisand with Chaplin Award
The Jewish Voice, March 6, 2013

Brotherly Love
The Jewish Voice, March 6, 2013

Bloomberg Is 13th Richest Person in the World: Forbes
The Jewish Voice, March 6, 2013

Writers Guild East Pays Tribute to Nora Ephron
The Jewish Voice, February 27, 2013

Sacha Baron Cohen Named Highest Paid Brit in U.S.
The Jewish Voice, February 27, 2013

Hikind Apologizes for Wearing Black Face at Purim Party
The Jewish Voice, February 27, 2013

Late Real Estate Developer Hirschfeld Victim of Abuse by Son: Assistant
The Jewish Voice, February 27, 2013

For Steve Madden, There’s No Business Like Shoe Business
The Jewish Voice, February 27, 2013

David Axelrod Joins NBC News
The Jewish Voice, February 27, 2013

Roman Abramovich's Ship Has Come In
The Jewish Voice, February 27, 2013

Albert Brooks Onboard for "Finding Nemo" Sequel
The Jewish Voice, February 20, 2013

What Lew Knew
The Jewish Voice, February 20, 2013

Jaws vs. Jews
The Jewish Voice, February 20, 2013

Zuckerberg Is Nation's No. 2 Donor
The Jewish Voice, February 20, 2013

Congressman's Tweets Reveal Long Lost Daughter
The Jewish Voice, February 20, 2013

Designer John Galliano Abandons Controversial Hasidic Outfit
The Jewish Voice, February 20, 2013

Ed Koch, Iconic New York Mayor, Dies at 88
The Jewish Voice, February 6, 2013

His Name Is Barry, He's Back on Broadway...
The Jewish Voice, February 6, 2013

Barbra Streisand to Sing at Oscars
The Jewish Voice, February 6, 2013

New CNN President Jeff Zucker Makes Big Changes
The Jewish Voice, February 6, 2013

Mark Zuckerberg Planning Fundraiser for NJ Governor Chris Christie
The Jewish Voice, February 6, 2013

Barbara Walters Released from Hospital After Bout With Chicken Pox
The Jewish Voice, February 6, 2013

Oscar-Winning Actor Martin Landau Talks About His Legendary Career
The Jewish Voice, January 30, 2013

"Dear Abby" Advice Columnist Pauline Phillips Dies at 94
The Jewish Voice, January 24, 2013

Remembering Danny Kaye on His 100th Birthday
The Jewish Voice, January 24, 2013

Schmaltz Is the Word
The Jewish Voice, January 24, 2013

Seinfeld Releasing Rap Album - What's the Deal With That?
The Jewish Voice, January 24, 2013

Versace's Miami Mansion on Market for $100 Million
The Jewish Voice, January 9, 2013

Leonard Cohen Performs at Barclays Center
The Jewish Voice, January 3, 2013

Bloomberg to Ban Smoking in Private Homes?
The Jewish Voice, January 3, 2013

Superstar Yaakov Shwekey Enthralls Massive Crowd at Israel's Nokia Arena
The Jewish Voice, January 3, 2013

Jack Klugman, TV's Oscar Madison and Quincy, Dies at 90
The Jewish Voice, December 26, 2012

How’s He Doing? Koch Out of Hospital
The Jewish Voice, December 12, 2012

Supermodel Bar Refaeli Posts Controversial Tweets
The Jewish Voice, December 12, 2012

Stars Party It Up at Art Basel in Miami
The Jewish Voice, December 12, 2012

Gilda's Clubs to Change Their Name...Never Mind
The Jewish Voice, December 5, 2012

Jeff Zucker Named New CNN President
The Jewish Voice, December 5, 2012

Matisyahu Releases New Song to Benefit Hurricane Victims
The Jewish Voice, December 5, 2012

Martin Richards, Oscar-winning Producer of 'Chicago,' Dies at 80
The Jewish Voice, November 28, 2012

Vladka Meed, Courier for Jewish Resistance in WWII, Dies at 90
The Jewish Voice, November 28, 2012

Lea Gottlieb, Israeli Fashion Queen, Dies at 94
The Jewish Voice, November 28, 2012

Miami Real Estate Magnate Survives Helicopter Crash in Bahamas
The Jewish Voice, November 28, 2012

Insider Trading Indictment Looms over Steve Cohen's SAC Capital
The Jewish Voice, November 28, 2012

Still Wilder After All These Years
The Jewish Voice, November 21, 2012

Pulitzer Prize Winning Author Philip Roth Retiring
The Jewish Voice, November 21, 2012

Former Disney CEO Eisner Inks Deal With Universal
The Jewish Voice, November 21, 2012

Murdoch Apologizes for 'Jewish Owned Press' Tweet
The Jewish Voice, November 21, 2012

The Rahr of the Crowd
The Jewish Voice, November 14, 2012

Adelson Donations Failed to Help GOP
The Jewish Voice, November 14, 2012

Israeli Orchestra Met With Protests in NYC
The Jewish Voice, November 14, 2012

Elie Wiesel Foundation Honors Tom Hanks
The Jewish Voice, November 9, 2012

Bette Midler and Friends Party as New Yorkers Struggle
The Jewish Voice, November 9, 2012

Rabbi's Comments on Hurricane & Gay Marriage Draw Fire from Ex­Gov Pataki
The Jewish Voice, November 9, 2012

Israel Admits Killing Arafat Deputy
The Jewish Voice, November 9, 2012

Hurricane Sandy Damages Homes of Billy Joel, Ronald Lauder
The Jewish Voice, November 9, 2012

New iPad Mini Expands Apple’s Mobile High-Tech Family
The Jewish Voice, November 9, 2012

When Noah Met Sandy
The Jewish Voice, November 9, 2012

Affleck’s Argo Wows Critics and Audiences
The Jewish Voice, November 9, 2012

Icahn Buys Stake in Netflix
The Jewish Voice, November 9, 2012

Letterman Bandleader Shaffer Says He Is Staying Put
The Jewish Voice, October 31, 2012

Suspect in Etan Patz Case Set to Go Free
The Jewish Voice, October 31, 2012

Stern Stepping Down as Head of NBA
The Jewish Voice, October 31, 2012

Another Giuliani Run for Mayor?
The Jewish Voice, October 24, 2012

Canadian Woman Sentenced for Ripping Off Jewish Charity
The Jewish Voice, October 24, 2012

Katzenberg Strengthens Grip on DreamWorks
The Jewish Voice, October 17, 2012

There's 'Noah' Business Like Show Business
The Jewish Voice, October 17, 2012

Romney Claims He and Netanyahu Have the Same 'Test' for Iran
The Jewish Voice, October 17, 2012

Former Senator Arlen Specter Dead at 82
The Jewish Voice, October 17, 2012

Getting 'Cozy' With Children's Hair Care Expert
The Jewish Voice, October 10, 2012

Actress Bonnie Franklin Battling Pancreatic Cancer
The Jewish Voice, October 3, 2012

Starbucks Enters Single-Serve Coffeemaker Market
The Jewish Voice, October 3, 2012

Superstars Pay Tribute at Marvin Hamlisch Memorial
The Jewish Voice, September 26, 2012

Barbra Streisand Speaks about Women's Heart Health in NYC
The Jewish Voice, September 26, 2012

Eleven More Billionaires, Four of Them Jewish, Join 'Giving Pledge'
The Jewish Voice, September 26, 2012

TV Ad Featuring Netanyahu Seen as Romney Endorsement
The Jewish Voice, September 26, 2012

Driver Cleared in Death of Dershowitz Sister-­in-­Law
The Jewish Voice, September 26, 2012

Missing NJ Teen Found Alive in the Bronx
The Jewish Voice, September 26, 2012

Dustin Hoffman to Receive Kennedy Center Honor
The Jewish Voice, September 19, 2012

Sheldon Adelson to Bring Mini-Vegas to Spain
The Jewish Voice, September 19, 2012

Ed Koch on Israel, Obama, the Election...and Chinese Food
The Jewish Voice, September 5, 2012

Legendary Songwriter Hal David Passes Away
The Jewish Voice, September 5, 2012

Former Senator Arlen Specter Faces Another Bout With Cancer
The Jewish Voice, September 5, 2012

What Makes Sam Nazarian Run?
The Jewish Voice, September 5, 2012

Movie Mogul Weinstein Target of Extortion Plot
The Jewish Voice, August 29, 2012

Australia Refuses to Throw Ex-Nazi "on the Barbie"
The Jewish Voice, August 22, 2012

Politicians Gone Wild
The Jewish Voice, August 22, 2012

Former Dot-Com Millionaire Busted for Running Guns, Drugs
The Jewish Voice, August 15, 2012

A Koch But No Smile
The Jewish Voice, August 15, 2012

The Way He Was: Marvin Hamlisch (1944 - 2012)
The Jewish Voice, August 15, 2012

Mel Stuart: 1928 - 2012
Parcbench, August 13, 2012

High Five
Parcbench, July 12, 2012

Murdoch to Split News Corp.
The Jewish Voice, July 6, 2012

Nora Ephron: 1941 - 2012
The Jewish Voice, July 6, 2012

Nora Ephron: 1941 - 2012
Parcbench, June 27, 2012

Cindy Adams
NY Post, February 7, 2012

Oprah, Oscar...Oscar, Oprah
Parcbench, August 4, 2011

Cindy Adams
NY Post, July 20, 2011

Voice of the People
NY Daily News, July 20, 2011

Peter Falk: 1927 - 2011
The Jewish Voice, July 1, 2011

Sidney Lumet: 1924 - 2011
Parcbench, April 11, 2011

Cindy Adams
NY Post, April 5, 2011

Geraldine Ferraro: 1935 - 2011
Parcbench, March 27, 2011

It's Not Always Good to Be the King
Parcbench, March 22, 2011

Kelly's Hero Regis Signing Off
Parcbench, January 20, 2011

What the Huck?
Parcbench, January 7, 2011

The Office Without Carell? It'll Be Hard (That's What She Said!)
Parcbench, June 30, 2010

Jane, You Ignorant Slut
Parcbench, June 14, 2010

Thank You for Being a Friend
Parcbench, June 4, 2010

Elvis Has Left the Shtetl
Parcbench, May 21, 2010

Siskel Gave Me a Thumbs Down
Parcbench, April 22, 2010

Here Come Da Judge
Parcbench, April 15, 2010

Papa, Can You Hear Me?
Parcbench, March 30, 2010

The George Clooney Show
Parcbench, January 25, 2010

Oh, Grow Up!
Parcbench, January 11, 2010

What the Chuck?
Parcbench, December 17, 2009

For Hollywood, Israel Bashing Is Always in Season
Parcbench, December 15, 2009

Wanna Mess With Texas? Oh, Kay!
Parcbench, December 10, 2009

Senator Rudy?
Parcbench, December 9, 2009

Not Ready for Prime Time?
Parcbench, November 17, 2009

If This Is My Party, I'll Cry If I Want To
Parcbench, November 6, 2009

Rethinkin' Dinkins
Parcbench, October 29, 2009

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?
Parcbench, October 19, 2009

David Letterman Scandal
NY Post, October 6, 2009

Perilous Panetta Pick: O's Lack of Intelligence
NY Post, January 10, 2009

Roger Ebert: An Inspiration
NY Times, May 4, 2008

This Is the City...and the Country: A Profile of Nick Savides
Unpublished, October 2007

Cindy Adams
NY Post, July 17, 2007

Cindy Adams
NY Post, March 27, 2007

Cindy Adams
NY Post, February 12, 2007

Cindy Adams
NY Post, January 18, 2007

Comptrolling Hevesi: It's Up to Spitzer Now
NY Post, November 18, 2006

No Justice for Broderick Hehman
Unpublished, April 15, 2006

Go Tell It on the Mountain...Brokeback, That Is
Unpublished, March 28, 2006

Mario Cuomo Interview
PLI All-Star Briefing, July 9, 2004

Barney Frank Interview
PLI All-Star Briefing, June 28, 2004

Ed Koch Interview
PLI All-Star Briefing, May 6, 2004

Original Teammates
NY Times, November 24, 2002

Quote from Fortune Cookie Dreams Review
2001


SHORT STORIES

Salad Days
Guess I could have called it "Romaines of the Day" or "A Mushroom with a View."

The Son of London
"And your footsteps will always fall here, along England's greenest hills."


POETRY

Chinese Food Is Better Than Sex
A poem about one of my favorite things in the world - Chinese food - and one of my least favorite things in the world - stuck-up women!

If Life Were a Gay Bar
Dorothy and I are friends with a lot of the same people - this is dedicated to them.

I Know Why the Man Cried in His Soup
This really happened at Gourmet Garage.


SONGS

All Those Jews
Kinda like Chicago meets Fiddler on the Roof.

Proud to Be a Jew
Oy, such a song!

Tawdry Audrey
Why is it I never meet girls like this?

When My Uncle Touched Me
I was an adorable kid, yet I was never inappropriately touched by an adult. Hell, I didn't even touch myself until I was 14.

You May Be Fat
Hey, we all have had our battles of the bulge, but this is just ridiculous! Still, in the end, love remains unconditional.

You're Boring
A Cole Porter style diddy that I would have loved Bobby Short to have sang. Inspired by a very nice but unexciting girlfriend I once had.


JUST FOR FUN

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